1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:

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311. ... quite the opposite in fact some times: people will complain that a song 'could be more epic' by which they mean, it could be longer in duration!

312. The bygone time when bands didn't narrowly define their type of metal and thus had their speed metal hell track, their epic metal hymn, their weird no-wave-metal, their good-time rock n' roll party song (okay, these usually sucked) all on the same record. Ah, innocence!

313. That while Rush were typecasted as some sort of 'fantasy heavy metal' band in the 70's reserved for awkward highschool nerd kids, these kids grew up, got into Heavy Metal proper and filtered the Rush influence through thrash to single-handedly create technothrash and progressive metal circa 1987!

314. High notes! 'Astral Rider' or 'Fata Morgana' or whatever else! Let all others consider them epitomes of metal excess, the blood boils for these moments!

315. Carnivore.
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Helm wrote:315. Carnivore.
How did I miss that...?
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316. You learn how to say "death", "hell", "kill", "steel" etc in a number of exotic languages.
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317. Neat Records "thumb-up" logo. (Especially when spinning on turntable.)
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318. The most metal songs of all... songs literally about metal (ie. Anvil - Forged in Fire, Roger Peterson - Metalsmith etc).
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Into the night that you'll never remember"
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DaN, if there's gonna be a 'zine and you're gonna be the "editor", then I guess you should apply your chriteria to the list (maybe you can put together an "editorial team"). I don't think everything and anything posted here should be in the final list, there's gotta be some sort of selection. Also, perhaps we should start another thread to discuss this and only use this to post the list so is easier to follow the count.
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Ernest Thesiger wrote:185. Really long thanks lists.
319. Browsing through those lists and writing down names of bands to check out.
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320.Songs about the Inquisition
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Dan, if you ever put these 1001 reasons in a fanzine, you should pick the 666 best!
But does it slay witches?
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Cochino wrote:
Ernest Thesiger wrote:185. Really long thanks lists.
319. Browsing through those lists and writing down names of bands to check out.
i used to learn about loads of bands from those lists...who needs the internet, when you have the huge thanks lists!
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tomas wrote:Dan, if you ever put these 1001 reasons in a fanzine, you should pick the 666 best!
We had about 100 of these for exactly that purpose in Isten ca. 2004. I still have the list. It was called "The 666 Wonders of Heavy Metal".

321. "Helpless" has no guitar solo.
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322. Witchfinder General
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323. This quote from John Peel:
"Extreme Noise Terror were amazing. So were their fans. Any track more than 20 seconds long was greeted with derisive cries of 'too long, too slow' or 'fucking prog-rockers' from the faithful, most of whom looked as though they had but recently risen from shallow graves alongside the A12, the arterial road that runs from London to Ipswich. The only disappointment for Sheila, William and me was that the band weren't loud enough. We wanted to leave the show with blood trickling from our ears. "
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humus wrote:323. This quote from John Peel:
"Extreme Noise Terror were amazing. So were their fans. Any track more than 20 seconds long was greeted with derisive cries of 'too long, too slow' or 'fucking prog-rockers' from the faithful, most of whom looked as though they had but recently risen from shallow graves alongside the A12, the arterial road that runs from London to Ipswich. The only disappointment for Sheila, William and me was that the band weren't loud enough. We wanted to leave the show with blood trickling from our ears. "
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Helm wrote: 315. Carnivore.
THERMONUCLEAR WARRIOR!
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