The WORST albums released by a thrash band?

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roihlem wrote:But probably the WORST is Kryptor`s first album....
The one with "Fuck Off!!" on it? It's bloody great!
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tomas wrote:Virus 'pray for war' destroys everything in sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed! That albums crushes!!
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anthares wrote:
tomas wrote:Virus 'pray for war' destroys everything in sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed! That albums crushes!!
I think he meant "destroys all other crappy crap-thrashers in sight with its crappiness!!!!". I hope.
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DaN wrote:
anthares wrote:
tomas wrote:Virus 'pray for war' destroys everything in sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed! That albums crushes!!
I think he meant "destroys all other crappy crap-thrashers in sight with its crappiness!!!!". I hope.
No, no, no, no, no, nooo!
Holy shit! It contains earbreaking guitar solos, apocalyptic vocals and pounding drums! THERMO NUCLEAR THRASH!!!
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anthares wrote:Holy shit! It contains broken-fingered guitar solos, asthmatic vocals and drums falling downstairs!
Fixed.

I kind of like it, though.
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Looking at my CDs i remembered one more: ACID REIGN. Horrible stuff.
Albums like Moshkinstein and The Fear shouldn't exist.
Good against Evil, Evil sure to win

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ION BRITTON wrote:Looking at my CDs i remembered one more: ACID REIGN. Horrible stuff.
Albums like Moshkinstein and The Fear shouldn't exist.
Then they did a cover of Blondie's "Hanging on the Telephone" I think.

Terrible times!
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msp wrote: Terrible times!
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DaN wrote:On-topic:
The godawful CYDHIE GENOSIDE from Poland must surely be on the Worst-Thrash-Bands-Ever-Top-10 list. Supermegaannoying "progressive" thrash with retarded, ultranasal vocals.

Come to think of it there's lots of disastrous Thrash to be found in Eastern Europe if you dig deep enough.
You got my attention.

I've never heard this abnd before.

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stormspell wrote:
msp wrote:Bands like RE-ANIMATOR AND D.A.M were average at the very best. I suppose not everyone could be SABBAT or DEATHWISH though!
Oh yeah, both D.A.M. albums were very average. They still probably fetch $100+ on eGay though :wink:
Nah, like $45 USD tops for the original CD's.
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DaN wrote:
anthares wrote:
tomas wrote:Virus 'pray for war' destroys everything in sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed! That albums crushes!!
I think he meant "destroys all other crappy crap-thrashers in sight with its crappiness!!!!". I hope.

I meant that it destroys all other releases with its AWESOMENESS!!!
But does it slay witches?
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ION BRITTON wrote:Looking at my CDs i remembered one more: ACID REIGN. Horrible stuff.
Albums like Moshkinstein and The Fear shouldn't exist.
I'll take this CD off of your hands for you then!
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Avenger wrote:
ION BRITTON wrote:Looking at my CDs i remembered one more: ACID REIGN. Horrible stuff.
Albums like Moshkinstein and The Fear shouldn't exist.
I'll take this CD off of your hands for you then!
I'd very glad to get rid of it. Must check its condition first. Is it a rare one?
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Avenger wrote:
stormspell wrote:
msp wrote:Bands like RE-ANIMATOR AND D.A.M were average at the very best. I suppose not everyone could be SABBAT or DEATHWISH though!
Oh yeah, both D.A.M. albums were very average. They still probably fetch $100+ on eGay though :wink:
Nah, like $45 USD tops for the original CD's.


Yeah, for both combined that is.
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sovdat wrote:
Avenger wrote:
stormspell wrote:
Oh yeah, both D.A.M. albums were very average. They still probably fetch $100+ on eGay though :wink:
Nah, like $45 USD tops for the original CD's.


Yeah, for both combined that is.
Exactly.
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