These are the biggest lies in the music business. I found them and laughed my ass off. Unfortunately they are in Swedish only, but what the heck, I have to present it here.
Personal highlight: No.41
1. Bokningen är definitiv.
2. Din check är på väg med posten.
3. Det ordnar vi i mixningen.
4. Det är den bästa drog du någonsin provat.
5. Spelningen börjar klockan 8.
6. Min manager tar hand om det.
7. Jag är säker på att det kommer att fungera.
8. Dina biljetter finns vid entrén.
9. Jag tycker att det stämmer.
10. Visst, det låter bra längst bak i lokalen.
11. Jag vet att din mikrofon är på.
12. Jag kollade det själv.
13. Roddaren tog hand om det.
14. Hon kommer att vara backstage efter föreställningen.
15. Ja, ljuset var på dig när du spelade ditt solo.
16. Ljudet på scenen låter precis som ljudet ut.
17. Det var den tuffaste pickup jag kunde få tag på.
18. Klubben håller med PA och ljussättning.
19. Jag gillar verkligen bandet.
20. Vi har det klart tills ikväll.
21. Vi kan väl äta lunch någon gång.
22. Om den går sönder lagar vi den gratis.
23. Vi hör av oss.
24. Jag har ingen skuld i att ditt äktenskap tog slut, det var på väg utför långt innan vi träffades.
25. Lokalen var överfull.
26. Ni får spela här igen nästa vecka.
27. Oroa dig inte, ni får vara huvudnumret.
28. Den är i bilen.
29. Mitt förra band hade skivkontrakt, men vi splittrades innan vi spelat in skivan.
30. Någon kommer dit tidigt och släpper in dig.
31. Jag har bara spelat i ett år.
32. Jag har spelat i tjugo år.
33. Vi har flygblad tryckta tills i morgon.
34. Jag hör till bandet.
35. Bandet dricker gratis.
36. Ni får er andel ikväll.
37. Vi ser till att det finns någon i dörren.
38. Det där basfodralet går in i bagageutrymmet på din bil utan problem.
39. Det kommer att finnas massor av roddare där när ni kommer dit.
40. Det passar bra in i ert nuvarande program.
41. Ni kommer att ha gott om tid att soundchecka.
42. Det här är en av Jimis gamla Strator.
43. Vi kommer absolut till spelningen.
44. Du kan lita på mig.
Biggest lies in the music-business (in Swedish only, sorry)
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This is what my best friend Internet made of it:
1. The booking is definitive.
2. Your cheque is on road with the post office.
3. It arranges we in mixningen.
4. It is that best drug you ever tried.
5. Spelningen begins o'clock 8.
6. Face urging gives takes hand about it.
7. I am safe on that it will function.
8. Your tickets are the wide admission.
9. I think that it agrees.
10. Certain, it lets good longest batch in the premise.
11. I know that your microphone is on.
12. I checked it alone.
13. Roddaren took hand about it.
14. She will last back brace after the attitude.
15. Yes, the light was on you when you played yours solo.
16. The sound on the scene lets exactly as the sound out.
17. It was it toughest pickup I could get while on.
18. Klubben agreewith PA and light subsidence.
19. I like actually the band.
20. We have it clear until tonight.
21. We can well eat lunch some time.
22. If it goes broken laws we it free of charge.
23. We consult of ourselves.
24. I have no debt in that your marriage took up, the there on road carries out long before we met.
25. The premise was överfull.
26. You sheep play here again next week.
27. Not worry you, you may last the central number.
28. It is in the car.
29. My previous bands had record contracts, but we were divided before we played in the record.
30. Someone comes there earlily and releases in you.
31. I has only played in a year.
32. I have played in twenty years.
33. We have leaflets printed until tomorrow.
34. I consult to the band.
35. The band drinks free of charge.
36. You sheep your proportion tonight.
37. We ensure that there be someone in the door.
38. That the basis cover makeacommitmentto in the luggage space on your car without problems.
39. There will be masses of roddare where when you come there.
40. It fits good in in your current programmes.
41. You will have well about time to sound to check.
42. This is one of Jimis old Strator.
43. We come definitely to spelningen.
44. You can trust me.
1. The booking is definitive.
2. Your cheque is on road with the post office.
3. It arranges we in mixningen.
4. It is that best drug you ever tried.
5. Spelningen begins o'clock 8.
6. Face urging gives takes hand about it.
7. I am safe on that it will function.
8. Your tickets are the wide admission.
9. I think that it agrees.
10. Certain, it lets good longest batch in the premise.
11. I know that your microphone is on.
12. I checked it alone.
13. Roddaren took hand about it.
14. She will last back brace after the attitude.
15. Yes, the light was on you when you played yours solo.
16. The sound on the scene lets exactly as the sound out.
17. It was it toughest pickup I could get while on.
18. Klubben agreewith PA and light subsidence.
19. I like actually the band.
20. We have it clear until tonight.
21. We can well eat lunch some time.
22. If it goes broken laws we it free of charge.
23. We consult of ourselves.
24. I have no debt in that your marriage took up, the there on road carries out long before we met.
25. The premise was överfull.
26. You sheep play here again next week.
27. Not worry you, you may last the central number.
28. It is in the car.
29. My previous bands had record contracts, but we were divided before we played in the record.
30. Someone comes there earlily and releases in you.
31. I has only played in a year.
32. I have played in twenty years.
33. We have leaflets printed until tomorrow.
34. I consult to the band.
35. The band drinks free of charge.
36. You sheep your proportion tonight.
37. We ensure that there be someone in the door.
38. That the basis cover makeacommitmentto in the luggage space on your car without problems.
39. There will be masses of roddare where when you come there.
40. It fits good in in your current programmes.
41. You will have well about time to sound to check.
42. This is one of Jimis old Strator.
43. We come definitely to spelningen.
44. You can trust me.
It's late, and I'm bored, so here goes:
1. The booking is confirmed
2. Your check is in the mail
3. We'll fix that when mixing
4. It's the best drug you've ever tried
5. The gig starts at 8 pm
6. My manager will take care of it
7. I'm sure it'll work
8. You'll get your tickets at the door
9. I think it's true
10. Sure, the sound is fine at the back
11. I know your mic is on
12. I checked it myself
13. The roadie took care of it
14. She'll be backstage after the show
15. Yes, the lights were on you as you played your solo
16. The sound on stage sounds just as the sound going out
17. It was the coolest pickup I could find
18. The club will arrange PA and lighting
19. I really dig the band
20. We'll get it done by tonight
21. Let's have lunch sometime
22. If it breaks, we'll fix it for free
23. We'll be in touch
24. I have no part in your failed marriage, it was going downhill long before we met
25. The place was packed
26. You can play again here next week
27. Don't worry, you get to be the headliner
28. It's in the car
29. My last band was signed, but we split before we recorded an album
30. Someone will be there early and let you in
31. I've only played for a year
32. I've played for twenty years
33. We'll have flyers printed by tomorrow
34. I'm with the band
35. The band drinks for free
36. You'll get your share tonight
37. We'll see that there's someone at the door
38. That bass guitarcase will have no problem fitting into the trunk of your car
39. There'll be lots of roadies when you get there
40. It fits with your current schedule
41. You'll have plenty of time to soundcheck
42. This is one of Jimi's old Strats
43. We'll definitely come to the show
44. Trust me
Thank you, and good night.
1. The booking is confirmed
2. Your check is in the mail
3. We'll fix that when mixing
4. It's the best drug you've ever tried
5. The gig starts at 8 pm
6. My manager will take care of it
7. I'm sure it'll work
8. You'll get your tickets at the door
9. I think it's true
10. Sure, the sound is fine at the back
11. I know your mic is on
12. I checked it myself
13. The roadie took care of it
14. She'll be backstage after the show
15. Yes, the lights were on you as you played your solo
16. The sound on stage sounds just as the sound going out
17. It was the coolest pickup I could find
18. The club will arrange PA and lighting
19. I really dig the band
20. We'll get it done by tonight
21. Let's have lunch sometime
22. If it breaks, we'll fix it for free
23. We'll be in touch
24. I have no part in your failed marriage, it was going downhill long before we met
25. The place was packed
26. You can play again here next week
27. Don't worry, you get to be the headliner
28. It's in the car
29. My last band was signed, but we split before we recorded an album
30. Someone will be there early and let you in
31. I've only played for a year
32. I've played for twenty years
33. We'll have flyers printed by tomorrow
34. I'm with the band
35. The band drinks for free
36. You'll get your share tonight
37. We'll see that there's someone at the door
38. That bass guitarcase will have no problem fitting into the trunk of your car
39. There'll be lots of roadies when you get there
40. It fits with your current schedule
41. You'll have plenty of time to soundcheck
42. This is one of Jimi's old Strats
43. We'll definitely come to the show
44. Trust me
Thank you, and good night.
