1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:

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568. The howling in the middle of Necronomicon`s "Iron Charm"
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569. Obscure Japanese Thrash bands looking like Poison, sounding like Venom.

570. Brazilian porno-sleeve bootlegs!

571. Discovering the art of H.R. Giger thanx to Celtic Frost.
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572. is the only thing you can trust, heavy metal will never cheat on you nor stab you in the back



I dont know, I felt like bumping this one up :P
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MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:572. is the only thing you can trust, heavy metal will never cheat on you nor stab you in the back
To that I can only say "Cold Lake".
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Ernest Thesiger wrote:
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:572. is the only thing you can trust, heavy metal will never cheat on you nor stab you in the back
To that I can only say "Cold Lake".
Reminding someone of that abomination of a record is just cruel, very cruel
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573. Thanks to the existance of abominations like Cold Lake, Dissident Alliance, Cold Black Ugly etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collections seem to be so much better, truer, heavier. :D
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On the other hand, the sad thing is that thanks to the existence of ultimate masterpieces like Defenders of the faith, Headless Cross, Ample Destruction etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collection seem even more mediocre, soulless and uninspired than they should :P
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Cold Lake and Defenders of the Faith - the balance of terror.
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What if I actually like Jag Panzer's Dissident Alliance? I agree it is not great by Jag Panzer standards, but I still find it a very enjoyable listen.
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I'm with you on Dissident Alliance. It's pretty decent, though I haven't been listening to it all that much. There is at least some "sting" in that record, and the musicianship is nice, making it "listenable"
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I would like Dissident Alliance much much more if not for the vocals. There is some musicianship there that is pretty good but the vocals suck out all of the energy from this record.
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ION BRITTON wrote:On the other hand, the sad thing is that thanks to the existence of ultimate masterpieces like Defenders of the faith, Headless Cross, Ample Destruction etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collection seem even more mediocre, soulless and uninspired than they should :P
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Re: 1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:

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574. Bitches Sin's band name.

575. Randy Uchida's all over the place solos.

576. The Mentors' own slang terminology such as yeash, crustin', grossin', and maxin'.

578. METALUCIFER (HEAVY METAL DRILL ARE COMING FOR YOU!)

579. Melancholic and hard metal songs by Sadwings, Bashful Alley, Gotham City, Gorgon, etc.

580. Gravedanger - Modern DarkAge

581. Bands such as Mendes Prey and Oz who can't even remember how they came up with their own name.

582. Göran Ove Nordh's wacky vocals.

583. Göran Edman's vocals.

584. "Inside the universe, we know of nothing else."

585. Songs about prostitution such as Zone Zero - Magic Woman and Nightmare - Too Late.
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