Godawful Metal

roihlem · Post by **roihlem** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:28 am

I listened to Morsüre`s "Acceleration Process" again and got the confirmation that this has to be the worst album ever. Everything on this album is crap and completely senseless. The most ironic thing is that it has 84% on Metal Archives

slather · Post by **slather** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:33 am

Hi, I'm a newbie here. Was just wondering, does anyone remember a song called Rock Machine? ("Can't you feel - the rock machine is here - the sound of heavy metal is about to reach your ears....") I have it on an old tape, this song is pretty hilarious. I taped it, but never found out who did it. It was from the 80's. I'm dying to know who did it. If you know it, I'm sure you'll agree it's pretty ridiculous, haha. - Thx.

Keir · Post by **Keir** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:28 am

BODINE - Rock Machine

Pretty awesome if you ask me.

khiijol · Post by **khiijol** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:40 pm

ah i think that morsure album is great!

does anyone have any information on the (original) thrash queen? its pretty clear that the "ashes to ashes" band is a metal enterprises engineered project, but i have my suspicions about the "manslayer" band as well. the sheer ineptness far surpasses stuff like deliverance, NME, random e. euro/south american/se. asian demo bands, and the whole thing just reeks of outsider exploitation. much like godfrey ho's early forrays into the kung-fu genre, the films appeared to be legit before he went into some really strange filmmaking, but are terrible all the same. was this band actually from the USA? metal-archives credits "Lanslyde Records" as being the original label that released this, but from what i can tell this is the only thing that label has put out, and its strange that metal enterprises would randomly pick up on it to license it. its a bit hard to discern an accent as the vocals are so poorly recorded

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:44 pm

No problem with MORSURE from my part either, some tracks kick ass.

Post by **DaN** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:53 pm

khiijol wrote:ah i think that morsure album is great!

does anyone have any information on the (original) thrash queen? its pretty clear that the "ashes to ashes" band is a metal enterprises engineered project, but i have my suspicions about the "manslayer" band as well. the sheer ineptness far surpasses stuff like deliverance, NME, random e. euro/south american/se. asian demo bands, and the whole thing just reeks of outsider exploitation. much like godfrey ho's early forrays into the kung-fu genre, the films appeared to be legit before he went into some really strange filmmaking, but are terrible all the same. was this band actually from the USA? metal-archives credits "Lanslyde Records" as being the original label that released this, but from what i can tell this is the only thing that label has put out, and its strange that metal enterprises would randomly pick up on it to license it. its a bit hard to discern an accent as the vocals are so poorly recorded

THRASH QUEEN was actually interviewed in a very early (Norwegian language) issue of Slayer mag, when they had still only released a demo I think. I'll have to check my friend's old fanzine archive for the facts if no old Norwegian member beats me to it, but I'm pretty sure they were a legit US band at the time. What I would really like to see is picture-proof of an original Landslyde 1st pressing of the "Manslayer" album. The ME release says it was licensed from Landslyde, but unlike the KILLER FOX(X) original LP I've never ever seen this one...

slather · Post by **slather** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:54 pm

Wow, thanks. Cool. I just listened to some of the other tracks on the album (on youtube). Glad to finally know who did rock machine.

Post by **DaN** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:43 pm

Lanslyde Rec discussion spit to new thread/aDmiN

fleece farmer · Post by **fleece farmer** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:55 am

never mind!

Stormspell · Post by **Stormspell** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:58 am

KILLEN and that Bohoyan or whatever it was called someone posted previously.

Vaggelis · Post by **Vaggelis** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:07 pm

Warepire wrote: For me Trance is completely uninspired and it has no edge at all... also the singer sounds like a child.

And for the record: The Rods is a great band.

about TRANCE Power Infusion/Victory albums

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnZtcMsHGg

If you don't like the above link i lose my words...For me this track is one of my favourite songs of all times.

Who are Rods by the way?

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:24 am

That video is one of the funniest Metal videos I've ever seen.

Nicko McBuff · Post by **Nicko McBuff** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:54 pm

It's great.

Outcast · Post by **Outcast** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:29 am

Of old bands, German BLACK DIAMOND is the worst heavy metal I've ever heard, closely followed by CRNA UDOVICA (ex-Yugoslavia). Avoid.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:17 am

Outcast wrote:CRNA UDOVICA

What's so terrible about them? The Youtube clips I heard from the '80s sounded competent at least.

Godawful Metal

Rock Machine (80's song)

bodine