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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:16 am
by Satan is Our Pal
Exciter - Pounding Metal.

We can read the title of a song, we don't need to hear it another 300 bastard times. I almost spun this fucker out of the window.

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:19 am
by xr2m
Avenger wrote:
Satan is Our Pal wrote:Vicious Barreka - Outrage, Insanity & Profanity. The whole fucking LP stinks in a belly laughing stylee.

Heavenly Metal it is not.
I vouch this.

This band is terrible.
Yep, this band has been on my shitty metal playlist recently. I can't believe it was ever released. "Rock and Roll Over" never fails to crack me up on those mornings where I need a good laugh while driving to work.

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:49 am
by Ernest Thesiger
Dick Brucington, "Dive Dive Dive".

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:18 am
by GJ
xr2m wrote:
Avenger wrote:
Satan is Our Pal wrote:Vicious Barreka - Outrage, Insanity & Profanity.
Ha! Yeah it is kind of terrible! But still in a rather (probably unintentionally) cool and laid back way. For that I like it (and have done that ever since my brother first played it to me back in the mid-leight ateies). Think... Pink...

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:44 pm
by Sammi Curr
Tox - Prince of Darkness

I bought this one because, well, look at it! German Metal from the mid 80's, I thought there was no way I could go wrong. Well, I choose this song specifically for this list, for while the rest of the album was really disappointing albeit somewhat catchy heavy metal/hardrock, THIS song sounds like 80's Genesis. :evil:

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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:15 am
by Sgt. Kuntz
ACCEPT - I`m a Rebel :lol:

If that isn't a crap song, then i don't know. The only excuse is that it is a very old song. But nevertheless terrible.

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:45 pm
by Sammi Curr
Sgt. Kuntz wrote:ACCEPT - I`m a Rebel :lol:

If that isn't a crap song, then i don't know. The only excuse is that it is a very old song. But nevertheless terrible.
Aw come on, that song rules. :lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:59 am
by Cochino
Lone Rager - METAL RAPsody. Damn that song is retarded, it's the first time I've heard it.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:00 am
by The Erlking
Sgt. Kuntz wrote:ACCEPT - I`m a Rebel :lol:

If that isn't a crap song, then i don't know. The only excuse is that it is a very old song. But nevertheless terrible.
What the hell! That's one of the best songs from their early discography! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:36 pm
by 'pataphysicien
Impetigo - Cannibale Ballet

kills the flow of the album

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:33 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
The chorus of Astaroth's "Die to Be Alive". Only the chorus tho'.

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:39 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
Paralyser's "Government Issue", off the Convicted to the Avant Garde comp. The vocals are even sillier than Sean Killian's.

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:02 pm
by ION BRITTON
Ernest Thesiger wrote:The vocals are even sillier than Sean Killian's.
Are you trying to start a flame war here? :lol:

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:23 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
ION BRITTON wrote:
Ernest Thesiger wrote:The vocals are even sillier than Sean Killian's.
Are you trying to start a flame war here? :lol:
I couldn't hold my tongue! I like Vio-Lence tho'.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:22 pm
by Mr Nuke
ANGEL CRASH's "Planète espoir". The A-side of the single is totally great but this song is a total borefest, after a great intro though. This just sounds like 80's French pop music, or to the worst of SATAN JOKERS.