"Did I hear that right?!"

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"Did I hear that right?!"

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Nigro Mantia
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00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"

Absu
Manannan
03:10
"...CHRISTMASSS TIIIIME"

I think the purpose of this thread is clear.
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Sabbath's "War Pigs":
"Treating people just like pointed chests"

Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"

Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"

Also, "Esper" by Loudness is really called "ASBO".
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Ernest Thesiger wrote: "I masturbate to degenerate"
haha wait you mean that's not the real lyric?

There's at least a few more unwanted masturbations, I have one I am trying to pinpoint in memory.
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The Abyss (Swe) - Massacra (Hellhammer coverversion on this Hypocrisy-project band):

Refrain: "always in the sun" ????
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Iron Maiden - Moonchild

Battle on... to skeletor!
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Ernest Thesiger wrote: Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Cochino »

:lol:
Very funny ones.

Actually, that happens to me in spanish. I mean english lyrics that sound like funny things in spanish, but since there's only a couple of guys who speak spanish there wouldn't be any point in posting them.
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Heretic (Hol) on some compilation tape:

"hordes of hell, the way to gay power"
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deathster wrote:Misheard lyrics... follow the link :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQbWwxKr ... re=related
Those vocals have always been terrible...
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"..women and children and COWS are attaaaacked!!..."
Seriously, that's what I thought he was singing as a young lad.
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3:18 - Grave Digger - Heavy Metal Breakdown

"heavy metal breakdown shake your arse and bang your head"

3:33 - Anvil - Mothra

"what can we doooo? have we turned out the lights?"
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Post by St. Erben »

Ernest Thesiger wrote:Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"
Haha, that one I sure heard too! I think it really goes "A canvas to paint, to degenerate"? Love that album, all Carcass albums...
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Mercyful fate - A corpse without soul

'... I saw my soul in a magical haze. It was all dressed up... like a cop in a wedding-dress'
The way! (The way!)
The way! (The way!)
The way your soul must go! (Must go!)
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Re: "Did I hear that right?!"

Post by Fucking Åmål »

Helm wrote:Nigro Mantia
Monolith of Infinity
00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"
:shock: :shock: Nigro Mantia rules.But internet was not known in 1984.How the fuck did they wrote lyrics about it?!? :?
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