"Did I hear that right?!"

Helm · Post #1 » Sat May 24, 2008 4:20 pm

Nigro Mantia
Monolith of Infinity
00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"

Absu
Manannan
03:10
"...CHRISTMASSS TIIIIME"

I think the purpose of this thread is clear.

Ernest Thesiger · Post #2 » Sat May 24, 2008 4:37 pm

Sabbath's "War Pigs":
"Treating people just like pointed chests"

Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"

Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"

Also, "Esper" by Loudness is really called "ASBO".

Helm · Post #3 » Sat May 24, 2008 4:40 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote: "I masturbate to degenerate"

haha wait you mean that's not the real lyric?

There's at least a few more unwanted masturbations, I have one I am trying to pinpoint in memory.

peterott · Post #4 » Sat May 24, 2008 6:54 pm

The Abyss (Swe) - Massacra (Hellhammer coverversion on this Hypocrisy-project band):

Refrain: "always in the sun" ????

deathster · Post #5 » Sat May 24, 2008 7:02 pm

Misheard lyrics... follow the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQbWwxKr ... re=related

HamburgerBoy · Post #6 » Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 pm

Iron Maiden - Moonchild

Battle on... to skeletor!

bigfootkit · Post #7 » Sat May 24, 2008 8:51 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote: Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"

Cochino · Post #8 » Sat May 24, 2008 10:42 pm

Very funny ones.

Actually, that happens to me in spanish. I mean english lyrics that sound like funny things in spanish, but since there's only a couple of guys who speak spanish there wouldn't be any point in posting them.

humus · Post #9 » Sun May 25, 2008 12:13 am

Heretic (Hol) on some compilation tape:

"hordes of hell, the way to gay power"

Avenger · Post #10 » Sun May 25, 2008 1:46 am

deathster wrote:Misheard lyrics... follow the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQbWwxKr ... re=related

Those vocals have always been terrible...

Post #11 » Sun May 25, 2008 3:12 am

"..women and children and COWS are attaaaacked!!..."
Seriously, that's what I thought he was singing as a young lad.

Nightlock · Post #12 » Sun May 25, 2008 3:16 am

3:18 - Grave Digger - Heavy Metal Breakdown

"heavy metal breakdown shake your arse and bang your head"

3:33 - Anvil - Mothra

"what can we doooo? have we turned out the lights?"

St. Erben · Post #13 » Sun May 25, 2008 11:31 am

Ernest Thesiger wrote:Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"

Haha, that one I sure heard too! I think it really goes "A canvas to paint, to degenerate"? Love that album, all Carcass albums...

Lindell · Post #14 » Mon May 26, 2008 7:19 am

Mercyful fate - A corpse without soul

'... I saw my soul in a magical haze. It was all dressed up... like a cop in a wedding-dress'

Fucking Åmål · Post #15 » Mon May 26, 2008 7:55 am

Helm wrote:Nigro Mantia
Monolith of Infinity
00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"

Nigro Mantia rules.But internet was not known in 1984.How the fuck did they wrote lyrics about it?!?

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