Worst Metal Bandnames

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Post#31 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:38 am

GLOOMY GRIM
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Post#32 » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:53 pm

Lunatics Without Skateboards Inc. ,Huskvarn , Bluuurgh... (ok, it is great, but I just hate to say it),
Jesus Freaks, Gack, Amboog-A-Lard , What's Up? , Moby Dick , Pixie Killers ,
Massive Appendage :D (but I looove Severed album) ,

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Post#33 » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:56 am

Limelight!

Great music tho
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Post#34 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:59 pm

FINGERNAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post#35 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:58 pm

Grinded Nig. The word's "Ground", you thick Nazi shites! GROUND!
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Post#36 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:58 am

ANTHRAX.
What's next? Pneumonia? Astma? Tubercholosis? Hepatite C? Herpes?

If I ever for a band, I'm gonna call it Njursvikt.
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Post#37 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:27 pm

mordred wrote: Herpes.
Colombian band, already taken :lol:
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Post#38 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:59 pm

And the Death/Thrash metal band Cancer wasn't named after the constellation either.

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Korgüll
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Post#39 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:18 pm

Worst non-metal bandname: Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
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Post#40 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:37 pm

oh come on, I'm sure 'Dog Fashion Disco' in that genre of music is quite worse.
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Post#41 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:05 pm

mordred wrote:ANTHRAX.
What's next? Pneumonia? Astma? Tubercholosis? Hepatite C? Herpes?

If I ever for a band, I'm gonna call it Njursvikt.
Good one :lol:

There are lots of Norwegian BM bands that have extremely silly names. Styggmyr and Liklukt off the top of my head. Monty Python could easily do "The Department of Silly BM band names" sketch.
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Post#42 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:59 pm

great_knuthulhu wrote:
mordred wrote:ANTHRAX.
What's next? Pneumonia? Astma? Tubercholosis? Hepatite C? Herpes?

If I ever for a band, I'm gonna call it Njursvikt.
Good one :lol:

There are lots of Norwegian BM bands that have extremely silly names. Styggmyr and Liklukt off the top of my head. Monty Python could easily do "The Department of Silly BM band names" sketch.
Erm, what do that three words mean? Likluft, Njursvikt and Styggmyr?
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Post#43 » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:05 am

Noisenik wrote:Likluft, Njursvikt and Styggmyr?
That's a firm of solicitors, surely?
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Post#44 » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:43 pm

And some more funny names from GREAT BANDS though:
SING SING
RAZOR BABY
MAMA'S BOYS
TUBLATANKA
RIFF RAFF
BITCHES SIN
BLOODGOOD
EZY MEAT
HANKY-PANKY
HITTMAN
IRON GYPSY
MAJORAN
TORA TORA
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post#45 » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:17 pm

Herpes=ex-Parabellum grindcore solo project. It's actually really good for grind (a genre I hate). Sounds like a demonic grizzly fronting a band of cavemen.

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