Worst Metal Bandnames

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Post#271 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:54 pm

Parcas Sangrientas wrote:Mercyful Fate always seemed strange,ironic guess.
agreed, although far from being among the worst names

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Post#272 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:36 pm

Assorted Heap is kind of dumb if you ask me :lol:

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Post#273 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:47 pm

thrashidolatry wrote:Assorted Heap is kind of dumb if you ask me :lol:
Assorted Heap always makes me think of Heap Sort.
I guess it's an "occupational" injury.
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Post#274 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:02 pm

DEMENTED TED sounds stupid to me. DEATHDESTRUCTION is also retarded.
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Post#275 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:05 am

VULVAGUN, although it is a decent band really

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Post#276 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:14 am

Any mention of ZNOWHITE?

Also, I love MESSIAH FORCE to death even though it basically means Messenger Force :?

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Post#277 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:03 am

A bit OT since it's a rather good name. Still I believe Sabbat is a pretty odd choice. Especially since that probably is the nick-name of Black Sabbath in most native tongues of the world (where the th-sound is lacking). Are there any known bands called Priest, Maiden, Purple, Zeppelin?

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Post#278 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:00 am

Well, "sabbat" is an old French word with occult/pagan connotations, and Black Sabbath's star had faded pretty hard in the mid- to late-1980s, so it din't seem that odd at the time. Fit the band, at least.

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Post#279 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:07 am

Vulvagun, jesus. :lol:

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Post#280 » Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:36 pm

SMASH HITS

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Smash_Hits/75280

i think we have a winner :D

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Post#281 » Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:45 pm

Fire Down Under wrote:SMASH HITS

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Smash_Hits/75280

i think we have a winner :D
Nice find FDU, that made me smile.
And their demo was called "Kneel Down To Metal" for extra chuckles.
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Post#282 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:37 pm

Lama wrote:DEMENTED TED
I love it. :D Say it repeatedly and fast.
now is the madness in hell
we're eat babies flesh
and suck the mothers blood next
we're perverse devils well

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Post#283 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:47 pm

Lama wrote:DEMENTED TED
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Now here's an appropriate name for some brutal death metallers: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/My_ ... 3540356569
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Post#284 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:51 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:
Lama wrote:DEMENTED TED
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Now here's an appropriate name for some brutal death metallers: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/My_ ... 3540356569
EvolutionPoo. Oh boy. :?
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we're eat babies flesh
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Post#285 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:21 am

There's never enough Father Ted, so:
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