Worst Metal Bandnames

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msp
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GLOOMY GRIM
CUSTARD
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Lunatics Without Skateboards Inc. ,Huskvarn , Bluuurgh... (ok, it is great, but I just hate to say it),
Jesus Freaks, Gack, Amboog-A-Lard , What's Up? , Moby Dick , Pixie Killers ,
Massive Appendage :D (but I looove Severed album) ,
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Limelight!

Great music tho
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FINGERNAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Grinded Nig. The word's "Ground", you thick Nazi shites! GROUND!
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ANTHRAX.
What's next? Pneumonia? Astma? Tubercholosis? Hepatite C? Herpes?

If I ever for a band, I'm gonna call it Njursvikt.
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mordred wrote: Herpes.
Colombian band, already taken :lol:
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And the Death/Thrash metal band Cancer wasn't named after the constellation either.
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Worst non-metal bandname: Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
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oh come on, I'm sure 'Dog Fashion Disco' in that genre of music is quite worse.
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mordred wrote:ANTHRAX.
What's next? Pneumonia? Astma? Tubercholosis? Hepatite C? Herpes?

If I ever for a band, I'm gonna call it Njursvikt.
Good one :lol:

There are lots of Norwegian BM bands that have extremely silly names. Styggmyr and Liklukt off the top of my head. Monty Python could easily do "The Department of Silly BM band names" sketch.
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great_knuthulhu wrote:
mordred wrote:ANTHRAX.
What's next? Pneumonia? Astma? Tubercholosis? Hepatite C? Herpes?

If I ever for a band, I'm gonna call it Njursvikt.
Good one :lol:

There are lots of Norwegian BM bands that have extremely silly names. Styggmyr and Liklukt off the top of my head. Monty Python could easily do "The Department of Silly BM band names" sketch.
Erm, what do that three words mean? Likluft, Njursvikt and Styggmyr?
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Noisenik wrote:Likluft, Njursvikt and Styggmyr?
That's a firm of solicitors, surely?
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Post by BlackStele »

And some more funny names from GREAT BANDS though:
SING SING
RAZOR BABY
MAMA'S BOYS
TUBLATANKA
RIFF RAFF
BITCHES SIN
BLOODGOOD
EZY MEAT
HANKY-PANKY
HITTMAN
IRON GYPSY
MAJORAN
TORA TORA
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by jman »

Herpes=ex-Parabellum grindcore solo project. It's actually really good for grind (a genre I hate). Sounds like a demonic grizzly fronting a band of cavemen.
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