Worst Metal Bandnames

LaGouille · Post by **LaGouille** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:37 pm

Dead Horse

Anybody can post one band name per day for the rest of his life. I foresee a great future for this thread!

The Knell · Post by **The Knell** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:38 pm

Fire Down Under wrote:
Moonchild wrote:Wtf is a VOLBEAT?
Simple question, simple answer:

PFFT neglect! 1st/2nd gen pkmn 4-ever

Warepire · Post by **Warepire** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:23 pm

I've always thought Chernyj Kofe (Black Coffee) is a pretty lame band name.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:32 am

LaGouille wrote:Dead Horse

I like that one. It's a fitting name for a Texan metal band. They were excellent too.

great_knuthulhu · Post by **great_knuthulhu** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:16 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:
LaGouille wrote:Dead Horse
I like that one. It's a fitting name for a Texan metal band. They were excellent too.

Yeah, it's an OK name. Did they take it to avoid a flogging in the press?

(and is this the worst joke this year yet?)

Never heard them. Demo only? What were they like?

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:41 pm

great_knuthulhu wrote:Never heard them. Demo only? What were they like?

They issued two albums, both of which were re-released by Relapse. They played thrash/crossover with eccentric song structures & a curious sense of humour ("Cod Piece Face"!)

http://www.myspace.com/deadhorseofficial

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:51 pm

Killer band, their first album is one of my all time time. A rather strange mix of death/thrash and hardcore.

lynx · Post by **lynx** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:34 am

Sgt. Kuntz wrote:
DaN wrote:
Sgt. Kuntz wrote:Operatica
Exactly. A very forgettable Nightwish clone. How come, that I know that? Well, yes, I actually purchased their Demo-CD,

I don't blame you for forgetting the name of boring copy bands, but it seems the Nightwish clone is called Operatika. Operatica is some electronic project with female opera vocals. I'm listening to it now, not bad, not metal either.

Since no one else brought them up:
Mr. Bungle
Edguy

Sammi Curr · Post by **Sammi Curr** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:41 pm

The Knell wrote:stricken_by_might.exe

bad command or file name

Zuul · Post by **Zuul** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:58 am

Dead Horse was great!

Moonchild · Post by **Moonchild** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:44 pm

Naughty Snail

The name sucks but like many of the other bands mentioned in this thread they could very well be good bands but their names alone are a big turnoff.

CloudsOfMetal · Post by **CloudsOfMetal** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:48 am

Granmax (Granma X?)
Litterer (Breaking the law, badass!!)
Mallet-Head (Mallet's head or someone has a mallet for head?)

The Sentinel · Post by **The Sentinel** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:29 pm

Energy Vampires: Sounds silly compared to the incredible music.

LaGouille · Post by **LaGouille** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:01 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:
LaGouille wrote:Dead Horse
I like that one. It's a fitting name for a Texan metal band. They were excellent too.

Sure, great band. I still think the name sucks like any band with an animal name !

OllieAssault · Post by **OllieAssault** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:17 am

Why haven't anyone named their band "Three Random Words" yet?