Worst Metal Bandnames

Aiden · Post by **Aiden** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:58 pm

Haven't heard this band but spotted the name over at High Roller;
Album
http://www.hrrshop.de/ALBUM-Zephaniah-MLP-LTD-BLACK_1

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:22 pm

I always thought Accept was kind of a stupid name for a band.

The Knell · Post by **The Knell** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:43 am

Cochino wrote:I always thought Accept was kind of a stupid name for a band.

Definately one of the worst names. Great band though.

Also Dammaj. I didn't recognized it as US metal l33t speak for "Damage" at first because it's so stupid. I thought it must be something oriental...?

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:55 am

Search before you post. Merged with the old thread. /Mod

Nightcrawler · Post by **Nightcrawler** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:11 pm

Avenger wrote:Search before you post. Merged with the old thread. /Mod

as said in one other post, the search option doesn`t work properly....it doesn´t show a lot of results for me...

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:21 pm

I tried to merge it yesterday and the search results returned nothing. Obviously there's a problem with the search function.

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:59 pm

Yeah, it's true about the search function. I also tried to search for it since I thought I had seen a similar thread before but couldn't find it.

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:56 pm

Same for me. I've searched for it yesterday but the search function doesn't seem to work very well.

Prowler · Post by **Prowler** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:21 pm

Ok, there's obviously a problem with the search function, but I need to confess that I didn't start a search. I was just soooo fucking scared about that shitty name for a Death Metal band (or any Metal in general) that I needed to yell it out into the night.

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:28 pm

Prowler wrote:Ok, there's obviously a problem with the search function, but I need to confess that I didn't start a search. I was just soooo fucking scared about that shitty name for a Death Metal band (or any Metal in general) that I needed to yell it out into the night.

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:21 am

Google still works fine

CloudsOfMetal · Post by **CloudsOfMetal** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:28 am

These are punk not metal, but "The Spelling Missteaks" is a ridiculous name and so is "Kelloggs Bollocks".

Warepire · Post by **Warepire** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:26 pm

I always thought the black metal band "Magical Man From Happy Land" had a "so bad it's funny" name.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:31 pm

CloudsOfMetal wrote:"Kelloggs Bollocks".

I love that that was a person's name rather than a band's.

Also, the depressive black metal duo ironically named Happy Days. "Sit on it!"

Parcas Sangrientas · Post by **Parcas Sangrientas** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:08 pm

Mercyful Fate always seemed strange,ironic guess.