Worst Metal Bandnames

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MEXDefenderOfSteel
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Post by MEXDefenderOfSteel »

Parcas Sangrientas wrote:Mercyful Fate always seemed strange,ironic guess.
agreed, although far from being among the worst names
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Post by thrashidolatry »

Assorted Heap is kind of dumb if you ask me :lol:
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thrashidolatry wrote:Assorted Heap is kind of dumb if you ask me :lol:
Assorted Heap always makes me think of Heap Sort.
I guess it's an "occupational" injury.
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DEMENTED TED sounds stupid to me. DEATHDESTRUCTION is also retarded.
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VULVAGUN, although it is a decent band really

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Any mention of ZNOWHITE?

Also, I love MESSIAH FORCE to death even though it basically means Messenger Force :?
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Post by GJ »

A bit OT since it's a rather good name. Still I believe Sabbat is a pretty odd choice. Especially since that probably is the nick-name of Black Sabbath in most native tongues of the world (where the th-sound is lacking). Are there any known bands called Priest, Maiden, Purple, Zeppelin?
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Post by Plantweed »

Well, "sabbat" is an old French word with occult/pagan connotations, and Black Sabbath's star had faded pretty hard in the mid- to late-1980s, so it din't seem that odd at the time. Fit the band, at least.
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Vulvagun, jesus. :lol:
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Post by Fire Down Under »

SMASH HITS

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Smash_Hits/75280

i think we have a winner :D
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Fire Down Under wrote:SMASH HITS

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Smash_Hits/75280

i think we have a winner :D
Nice find FDU, that made me smile.
And their demo was called "Kneel Down To Metal" for extra chuckles.
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Lama wrote:DEMENTED TED
I love it. :D Say it repeatedly and fast.
now is the madness in hell
we're eat babies flesh
and suck the mothers blood next
we're perverse devils well
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Lama wrote:DEMENTED TED
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Now here's an appropriate name for some brutal death metallers: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/My_ ... 3540356569
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
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Ernest Thesiger wrote:
Lama wrote:DEMENTED TED
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Now here's an appropriate name for some brutal death metallers: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/My_ ... 3540356569
EvolutionPoo. Oh boy. :?
now is the madness in hell
we're eat babies flesh
and suck the mothers blood next
we're perverse devils well
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There's never enough Father Ted, so:
Ernest Thesiger wrote: Image
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