Worst Metal Bandnames

Witchfynde · Post by **Witchfynde** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:16 pm

Most of the modern gore-inspired brutal death metal bands have really lame names. Cock And Ball Torture, for example.

One Word....DIE!

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:11 pm

I must agree, I hate all those internet-porn names (the bands usually also suck).

The Knell · Post by **The Knell** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:29 pm

MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:
The Knell wrote:Adolf Castle is great How is that album???
actually pretty good piece of eatern european metal...what is Vectom btw???

Vectom

`?

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:29 pm

The Knell wrote:
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:
The Knell wrote:Adolf Castle is great How is that album???
actually pretty good piece of eatern european metal...what is Vectom btw???
Vectom `?

Vectom?
Was it something to do with algebra?

mega_lodon · Post by **mega_lodon** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:39 pm

ION BRITTON wrote:I always found METALLICA one of the most silly names for a band.

I beg to differ. METALLICA is a cool name (at least back in the 80s).

Talking about band names, anyone has a clue what is the name ACCEPT suppose to mean? Isn't that just a verb?

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:03 am

Run After To is a very strange name too.

tomas · Post by **tomas** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:18 pm

I wonder if there's a band called METAL.
If there is, they must be really good!

sagrotan · Post by **sagrotan** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:39 pm

Death Dies

this is dead on, somehow

- but quite stupid, nevertheless

Sgt. Kuntz · Post by **Sgt. Kuntz** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:22 pm

sagrotan wrote:Death Dies

this is dead on, somehow - but quite stupid, nevertheless

haha, i will go with Saddam's Family!

They should go on tour with Stalin (Ger) and Adolf Castle. [/url]

The Knell · Post by **The Knell** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:12 pm

Seconding Metallica to be a shitty name

The Erlking · Post by **The Erlking** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:32 pm

Well names like Anal Vomit always struck me as pretty uninspired. Goat Semen how ever is a great name but I keep reading it as Goatse Men nowadays

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:40 am

+ one more:

Anorak.

deadhedned · Post by **deadhedned** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:12 pm

it used to be fun to walk into a record store and ask for Chronical Diarrhoea, most of the folks behind the counter just looked at me say WTF?

Vinny Black · Post by **Vinny Black** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:50 pm

Necrodeath: the structure of word sounds very "Metal", but the meaning is almost embarassing if it exists.

Agree with this, always found that name extremely stupid.
ROTTING CHRIST is pretty uninspired too.

The_Real_Mordred · Post by **The_Real_Mordred** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:34 pm

From the glorious NWOBHM:

PHYNE THANQUZ (actually, their single is quite cool.. Nothing groundbreaking, but entertaining)
SQUASHED PYRANNA'S (gotta love this name

)
20/20 VISION (why not go to the even better 20/15 VISION? 20/20 is actually the average eye-sight for humans... 20/15 is above average... Then again, the little I heard from them was below average, so maybe 10/20 VISION would be more appropriate)
DRUMPYS RUSTY NUTS (wtf??)

From Japan:
GAISEN MARCH (great band, but their name is TOO similar to Gay's March

)