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"Did I hear that right?!"
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:20 pm
by Helm
Nigro Mantia
Monolith of Infinity
00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"
Absu
Manannan
03:10
"...CHRISTMASSS TIIIIME"
I think the purpose of this thread is clear.
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:37 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
Sabbath's "War Pigs":
"Treating people just like pointed chests"
Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"
Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"
Also, "Esper" by Loudness is really called "
ASBO".
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:40 pm
by Helm
Ernest Thesiger wrote:
"I masturbate to degenerate"
haha wait you mean that's not the real lyric?
There's at least a few more unwanted masturbations, I have one I am trying to pinpoint in memory.
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:54 pm
by peterott
The Abyss (Swe) - Massacra (Hellhammer coverversion on this Hypocrisy-project band):
Refrain: "always in the sun" ????
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:02 pm
by deathster
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 pm
by HamburgerBoy
Iron Maiden - Moonchild
Battle on... to skeletor!
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:51 pm
by bigfootkit
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:42 pm
by Cochino
Very funny ones.
Actually, that happens to me in spanish. I mean english lyrics that sound like funny things in spanish, but since there's only a couple of guys who speak spanish there wouldn't be any point in posting them.
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 12:13 am
by humus
Heretic (Hol) on some compilation tape:
"hordes of hell, the way to gay power"
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:46 am
by Avenger
Those vocals have always been terrible...
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:12 am
by DaN
"..women and children and COWS are attaaaacked!!..."
Seriously, that's what I thought he was singing as a young lad.
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:16 am
by Nightlock
3:18 - Grave Digger - Heavy Metal Breakdown
"heavy metal breakdown shake your arse and bang your head"
3:33 - Anvil - Mothra
"what can we doooo? have we turned out the lights?"
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:31 am
by St. Erben
Ernest Thesiger wrote:Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"
Haha, that one I sure heard too! I think it really goes "A canvas to paint, to degenerate"? Love that album, all Carcass albums...
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:19 am
by Lindell
Mercyful fate - A corpse without soul
'... I saw my soul in a magical haze. It was all dressed up... like a cop in a wedding-dress'
Re: "Did I hear that right?!"
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:55 am
by Fucking Åmål
Helm wrote:Nigro Mantia
Monolith of Infinity
00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"
Nigro Mantia rules.But internet was not known in 1984.How the fuck did they wrote lyrics about it?!?