1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:
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Reminding someone of that abomination of a record is just cruel, very cruelErnest Thesiger wrote:To that I can only say "Cold Lake".MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:572. is the only thing you can trust, heavy metal will never cheat on you nor stab you in the back
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doing nothing means a lot to me.
doing nothing means a lot to me.
573. Thanks to the existance of abominations like Cold Lake, Dissident Alliance, Cold Black Ugly etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collections seem to be so much better, truer, heavier.
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On the other hand, the sad thing is that thanks to the existence of ultimate masterpieces like Defenders of the faith, Headless Cross, Ample Destruction etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collection seem even more mediocre, soulless and uninspired than they should
Good against Evil, Evil sure to win
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ION BRITTON wrote:On the other hand, the sad thing is that thanks to the existence of ultimate masterpieces like Defenders of the faith, Headless Cross, Ample Destruction etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collection seem even more mediocre, soulless and uninspired than they should
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Re: 1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:
574. Bitches Sin's band name.
575. Randy Uchida's all over the place solos.
576. The Mentors' own slang terminology such as yeash, crustin', grossin', and maxin'.
578. METALUCIFER (HEAVY METAL DRILL ARE COMING FOR YOU!)
579. Melancholic and hard metal songs by Sadwings, Bashful Alley, Gotham City, Gorgon, etc.
580. Gravedanger - Modern DarkAge
581. Bands such as Mendes Prey and Oz who can't even remember how they came up with their own name.
582. Göran Ove Nordh's wacky vocals.
583. Göran Edman's vocals.
584. "Inside the universe, we know of nothing else."
585. Songs about prostitution such as Zone Zero - Magic Woman and Nightmare - Too Late.
575. Randy Uchida's all over the place solos.
576. The Mentors' own slang terminology such as yeash, crustin', grossin', and maxin'.
578. METALUCIFER (HEAVY METAL DRILL ARE COMING FOR YOU!)
579. Melancholic and hard metal songs by Sadwings, Bashful Alley, Gotham City, Gorgon, etc.
580. Gravedanger - Modern DarkAge
581. Bands such as Mendes Prey and Oz who can't even remember how they came up with their own name.
582. Göran Ove Nordh's wacky vocals.
583. Göran Edman's vocals.
584. "Inside the universe, we know of nothing else."
585. Songs about prostitution such as Zone Zero - Magic Woman and Nightmare - Too Late.