The WORST of the Worst

Trigger · Post by **Trigger** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:20 am

doomedplanet wrote:here is some crap for ya, was looking for something else and found Afterbirth up on ebay if anyone has more money than sense:

http://cgi.ebay.com/AFTERBIRTH-USA-7-EP ... 2c598cd7cc

Sixteen?All I want is two?Hahahaha I was about to say it looked cool but just read the song titles.Should I consider this as another funnny metal release?

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:15 am

It's not even Metal, just incredibly sloppy punk. Listen to "Sixteen", it has to be one of the best worst music tracks ever. It's like the crack of music, it's bad for you but gets you hooked right away

The Knell · Post by **The Knell** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:12 pm

fuck this auction, no way in hell i will spend 55$ for this crap. but i kind of want it too...

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:30 pm

I agree, I gave this crap away for free once, haha. I should have kept it but i was afraid it would pollute the other records in the same box, making them sound worse by their proximity to this record. But you know you want this record to be cool. Those photos on the back are the best, especially the dude with the axe.

The Knell wrote:fuck this auction, no way in hell i will spend 55$ for this crap. but i kind of want it too...

daniel · Post by **daniel** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:39 pm

Haha there certainly are records so bad it feels like they contaminate your collection, which have to be got rid of or kept in a dark cupboard

jman · Post by **jman** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:04 am

damn, I want that record but don't have the $$$.

Post by **DaN** » Sun May 15, 2011 12:04 am

I picked up the Brazilian bootleg LP of the Laos-band BOHALN at KIT and while a few tracks are sort of decent/interesting, this one has got to be one of the funniest crap-metal tunes I've heard in a loooooong time. "Enjoy":

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Edit: I just came up with a perfect reference: LEGION - Knights Of Cross meets THE CRISIS

Angelheart · Post by **Angelheart** » Sun May 15, 2011 9:54 pm

DaN wrote:I picked up the Brazilian bootleg LP of the Laos-band BOHALN at KIT and while a few tracks are sort of decent/interesting, this one has got to be one of the funniest crap-metal tunes I've heard in a loooooong time. "Enjoy":

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Edit: I just came up with a perfect reference: LEGION - Knights Of Cross meets THE CRISIS

The way he sings is hillarious! So bad that it has some kind of charm!
Best moments of the song is at 2:21 ,2:28, 4:10 and 4:17!
Thanks for the good laugh

Stormspell · Post by **Stormspell** » Mon May 16, 2011 2:35 am

And here is a very awesome and emotional ballad: http://youtu.be/8UY8YCU0xhw

roihlem · Post by **roihlem** » Mon May 16, 2011 2:44 am

DaN wrote:I picked up the Brazilian bootleg LP of the Laos-band BOHALN at KIT and while a few tracks are sort of decent/interesting, this one has got to be one of the funniest crap-metal tunes I've heard in a loooooong time. "Enjoy":

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Edit: I just came up with a perfect reference: LEGION - Knights Of Cross meets THE CRISIS

unbelievable

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Mon May 16, 2011 2:55 am

stormspell wrote:And here is a very awesome and emotional ballad: http://youtu.be/8UY8YCU0xhw

This is quite nice, even with those clumsy triggy drums. Nowhere near as comical as expected.

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:31 am

DaN wrote:I picked up the Brazilian bootleg LP of the Laos-band BOHALN at KIT and while a few tracks are sort of decent/interesting, this one has got to be one of the funniest crap-metal tunes I've heard in a loooooong time. "Enjoy":

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Edit: I just came up with a perfect reference: LEGION - Knights Of Cross meets THE CRISIS

Excellent "exotic" Metal with nod to Kill 'em All and Killer Fox. What's more, it features Towelie from Southpark on vocals greatly

. I want more!

khiijol · Post by **khiijol** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:01 pm

http://www.sendspace.com/file/k1h10m

System Decay - Decay and Descent demo

female fronted hodgepodge of doom, thrash, heavy metal played by german hippies. all the tracks are 8+ minutes and the band clearly has more ambition than talent

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:59 pm

khiijol wrote:all the tracks are 8+ minutes and the band clearly has more ambition than talent

Sounds, er, promising. Thanks!

daniel · Post by **daniel** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:43 am

This live performance by Helvetets Port qualifies I think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6XM1cUn ... re=related