Readers from former Belgian Congo and Formosa where they can get it from? No distribution for them?
PS. By the way this stuff is miraculous!!! It can cure your hair loss, acne, erectile dysfunction, dandruff, itching etc. It can help you become popular, achieve maximum "likeness" in facebook, youtube and stuff. And this comes to your only for 599,999999999999 $$$$$$$. The first 25.000 lucky buyers will get a selfie of the crew.
PS2Ha,ha...No kidding. Go buy this zine or I'll keep on telling some more cold jokes!
You wouldn't like this, would you?