Scandinavian Metal Forest - preserved by The Heavy Metal WayBack Machine!

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Scandinavian Metal Forest - preserved by The Heavy Metal WayBack Machine!

Post#1 » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:28 am

Yasu Fujii/LWR's classic Scanda-Metal site has now been preserved by the HMWM!

http://thecorroseum.org/features/waybac ... html#scand

What else should/can/would we dig up and preserve?
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Re: Scandinavian Metal Forest - preserved by The Heavy Metal WayBack Machine!

Post#2 » Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:39 am

I had a lot of fun with this tonight courtesy of the translate function. Some of the phrasing it comes up with is amazing in a surreal/hysterical/utterly profound way. This was a particular favourite but there's loads more gold to be found.

RISING/METAL BIRD 1983 PANG 7”

PANG strongest one! ! Many enthusiasts have put to WANTS LIST, you will have the price to come if such stupid like on the market. The contents also 80's hot heavy metal guts pose mono definitely anyone who loves metal. I pale in sound like a drum is hit the Posuposu and futon, but I cry was § not a problem. As possible beating in Nara of noise Olusegun mediocre power play. hot. Anyway hot. These do Truly love Ya. Metal bastard need at no questions asked!
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Re: Scandinavian Metal Forest - preserved by The Heavy Metal WayBack Machine!

Post#3 » Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:11 pm

Oh doG I know! Sooo much golden meme-potential to be found... From the intro:
..almost impossible to obtain are now become.
...sounds so much better than the usual "super duper ultra Raaaaare!!!"
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Re: Scandinavian Metal Forest - preserved by The Heavy Metal WayBack Machine!

Post#4 » Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:36 am

Perhaps all future reviews for the Corroseum should first be translated into Japanese then back into English in order to give them some of that same bizarre esoteric flavour.
:lol:
Or to quote their review of Nemesis 'The Demos', "Irregular mania information to give to the benevolent of you who is willing to check on the beans.".
I couldn't have put it better myself.
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Re: Scandinavian Metal Forest - preserved by The Heavy Metal WayBack Machine!

Post#5 » Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:52 pm

Holy crap, it looks like this is a must-read. As you said, Kit, mystic and I say with haikuish vibe. A "slash in general"!
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