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The Knell
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this is ridiculous! still want to hear ALL of it of course-
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well, if you want quality you must be ready to pay its price.... :D
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well, if you want quality you mustn't be a Morcegos fan
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGINPp9texM

Butchering classic songs should be illegal.
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CloudsOfMetal wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGINPp9texM

Butchering classic songs should be illegal.
"Judas Priest cover
Death to false metal! Death to all posers!
METAL=SATAN
HAIL SATAN! HEIL HITLER!"

must be a joke band...
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The Knell wrote:
CloudsOfMetal wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGINPp9texM

Butchering classic songs should be illegal.
"Judas Priest cover
Death to false metal! Death to all posers!
METAL=SATAN
HAIL SATAN! HEIL HITLER!"

must be a joke band...
Think so :lol:

I think I'll support your call there...
I know I ain't doing much,
doing nothing means a lot to me.
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great_knuthulhu wrote:
The Knell wrote:
CloudsOfMetal wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGINPp9texM

Butchering classic songs should be illegal.
"Judas Priest cover
Death to false metal! Death to all posers!
METAL=SATAN
HAIL SATAN! HEIL HITLER!"

must be a joke band...
Think so :lol:

I think I'll support your call there...
Most likely it is, but spitting on holy things is still not alright to me. :?
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MALEFICE from France

They sound like a mix of INDOCHINE and mega cheesy "heavy" metal...hilarious.

"ATTENTION!! Ne bougez plus !! Ceci est un détournement !" :lol: :lol:
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Astra Wally wrote:MALEFICE from France

They sound like a mix of INDOCHINE and mega cheesy "heavy" metal...hilarious.

"ATTENTION!! Ne bougez plus !! Ceci est un détournement !" :lol: :lol:
I can remember an awesome song or two at least from them.

Some bands expected much but disapointed too much in the past:

POMARANCA(too overated to be called masters of Slovenian ''Metal'')

TÖRR(i still can't believe in Czech where there are too many good bands of that era 80 till 1991 still TÖRR can be called awesome f.ex EXEKUTOR,SAX,KRYPTOR,NOTORICA,DARK MORDOR,ATOMIC,TUDOR,SKRAMASAX are many times better)

JACKIE WULF i was dissapointed i expected more than a good track and a mellow album

BEAST-Like Living In A Cage with tracks like Mad Man could one of my fave bands ever f.ex GRAVESTONE but the rest expect one or two tracks are nowhere at all at this level as forementioned track.Still trying to figure what went wrong with this band and strayed away from the sure path(GAMA records/South Germany/1985/cool image)
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Törr & Pomaranča/Orange don't really belong in this thread. Neither of them are incompetent or shambolic, however disappointing you've found them.
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Ernest Thesiger wrote:Törr & Pomaranča/Orange don't really belong in this thread. Neither of them are incompetent or shambolic, however disappointing you've found them.
Yes you are right i should have put my post in some dissapointing thread.
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Not sure if this counts as metal but it sure is godawful and funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK9m03nX7fI
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Image

Anyone knows this demo/band? Italian band from the late 80ies/early 90ies.
Bandmembers were 13-15 y.o. when they recorded that demo.
One of the guys is supposed to be a pretty well known AOR/Pop singer/songwriter today.

Well, it's godawful. Reminds me of the also horrible band Avalanche Danger (Ger), but even more talentless melodic/AOR-touchy-feely/balladic-schmalladic!
And what a shame, the cover is kick-ass...I didnt expected Omen "Dragon's Breath" stuff, but come on.
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Vaggelis wrote: TÖRR(i still can't believe in Czech where there are too many good bands of that era 80 till 1991 still TÖRR can be called awesome f.ex EXEKUTOR,SAX,KRYPTOR,NOTORICA,DARK MORDOR,ATOMIC,TUDOR,SKRAMASAX are many times better)
I don't know all you listed, but I wonder what's so special about Kryptor, Atomic and Skramasax? Well, I really like the first Atomic album, it's a rather original clinic thrash sound...and old Tudor was basically an even more obscure version of "Armageddon" (no offense, I love the 7" and demos).
But I've yet to hear a czech album/demo that is as unique as "Institut Klinicke Smrti" that isn't by Master's Hammer or Root (or maybe DAI).

Tastes, I guess...
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NEW FOUND GODAWFUL METAL DISCOVERY THAT DEFEATS ALL YOUR METAL ENTERPRISES CRAP:

Right from 1985 and right from Yugoslavia (or hell?) - one-man heavy metal with synth drums - TEČNI KRISTAL ("liquid crystal").
And things can't be more bizarre than this - it was released as a tape album by professional domestic label back then, so maybe there's even a LP version of... this:

http://youtu.be/KDIWqztkOP8
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