1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:

King Zombie · Post by **King Zombie** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:34 am

Judas Priest

Vinny Black · Post by **Vinny Black** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:06 am

466. The fact that I get a minor kick out of noticing that the punk group 999 has two singles respectively named"TROUBLE"and"OBSESSED".

Hornper · Post by **Hornper** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:17 am

467. The fact that this forum actually exsists & is packed with record collecting addicts who are prepered to risk their hunger and home for various Heavy Rock recordings.

468. Watain, for shure. A band going back again into the black void of Heavy Metal sacrifice. Putting so much soul into everything they do. Becoming a VENOM of our age. Dangerous rocking!

(I understand that these maybe already have been posted, but I did not have time to read 466 posts, sorry)

mordred · Post by **mordred** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:26 am

469. Blowing hot water bottles 'til they burst and bending steel bars with your teeth.

GJ · Post by GJ » Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:56 pm

470. The virtue of not questioning whether Thor really is bending actual steel with his teeth.

nabel · Post by **nabel** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:03 pm

471. Neighbours calling cops because youre watching THOR vhs too loud at 5 am.

472. THORture never stops.

mordred · Post by **mordred** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:45 pm

GJ wrote:470. The virtue of not questioning whether Thor really is bending actual steel with his teeth.

Oh, he is. There's no questioning Thor.
Well, really, those are steel bars allright, but in reality he is bending them with his arms and just holding them with his teeth (and a towel). But "bending with your teeth" sounds so much more metal!

GJ · Post by GJ » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:33 pm

A question: Are those steel bars U-, Z-, or H-shaped? I mean the man is THOR and wouldn't touch no sissy flat steel bars, would he?

Mazez · Post by **Mazez** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:12 pm

473. tape trading - the fact that you are are extremely happy when you get a package of 7th generation, barely listenable demos that have the wrong tracklist and songs cut-off.

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:12 pm

474. Inside the Heavy Metal world you can find plenty of -all types- of characters almost legendary as THOR (its a real plus added to their music)

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:51 pm

475. The whistle near the end of "Victim Of States Power".

King Zombie · Post by **King Zombie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:55 am

Metal artwork!

voidghast · Post by **voidghast** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:25 pm

Wait..was metal artwork not yet put down? I don't feel like going to look back at all the pages at this moment but 'METAL ARTWORK'..even the most typical and generic things that may come to mind certainly rule and that is a fantastic reason..478 then?

479.Metallic odes to Ancient Egypt! There are a ton of songs here..and yes,most of them are near perfect. This would make a good mix by the way.

How do you go from 475 to 479?

I'll fix this tomorrow after you have seen what you've done...

GJ · Post by GJ » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:06 pm

voidghast wrote:479.Metallic odes to Ancient Egypt! There are a ton of songs here..and yes,most of them are near perfect. This would make a good mix by the way.

Good call, btw does the Sphinx LP on Camel or Mausoleum records include any of these odes? I got it at home - must check tonight.

Post by **DaN** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:54 pm

GJ wrote:does the Sphinx LP on Camel or Mausoleum records include any of these odes?

Nope. Crap crappety-crap-crap.