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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:55 am
by Deathrasher
Sodom - Incest

By defects in your character
You will always be midget

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:55 am
by FuneralCircle
Dark Quarterer - Red Hot Gloves

"I want to forget I am native"

"Let Me Play The Gay,
Let The Keys Be Crazy..."

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:11 pm
by daniel
Yeah that's what it sounds like for sure :lol: Laughed about that a few times :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:18 pm
by Kelly
Hallows Eve - Hallows Eve

Monday three, whiskey and witches, two hoe(s)!

real lyric: Money trees, whiskey and wenches to hold!

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:56 am
by Keir
DECEIVER - Subliminal Message: "Strange illusions of a better world; but we leave our towels behind."

If you're going to survive out there, you've really got to know where your towel is!

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:58 am
by FuneralCircle
Kelly wrote:Hallows Eve - Hallows Eve

Monday three, whiskey and witches, two hoe(s)!

real lyric: Money trees, whiskey and wenches to hold!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:08 pm
by Dark Stranger
The start of Manowar's 'Warlord': "Jeez Tony, it's Steel!!"

Actual lyric: "She's only sixteen!!"


:oops:

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:45 pm
by Lord_Sauron
In Croatian version of Manowar's Father (Otac):

Actual:
Kad sam bio mali, uzeo si me za ruku.
When I was young (little), you took my hand.

I heard:
Kad sam bio mali, guzio si me sa rukom.
When I was young, you fu..ed me with your hand.

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:54 pm
by Dark Stranger
:lol: That's a better lyric actually.

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:01 pm
by omen of hate
Lord_Sauron wrote:In Croatian version of Manowar's Father (Otac):

Actual:
Kad sam bio mali, uzeo si me za ruku.
When I was young (little), you took my hand.

I heard:
Kad sam bio mali, guzio si me sa rukom.
When I was young, you fu..ed me with your hand.

:lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:41 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
Magnus' "A Way to the Cross": Beachball! Beachball! Best Polski mishearing since Exorcist's "Cheddar, Cheddar!"

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:06 am
by Plantweed
Metal Church, "In the Blood"

Living quiet, fighting for some time

I heard:

They'll be crying Viking mai tais

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:49 am
by Ernest Thesiger
Plantweed wrote:They'll be crying Viking mai tais
Great, I've got Mai Tai's "History" stuck in my head now.

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:57 am
by Ernest Thesiger
Desaster's "Nekropolis Karthago" should be called "Nekropolis Can't Argue".

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:30 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
Added a few updates, including suggestions from here & foreverdoomed.com: http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Dr_Keloid ... re_alight/