"Did I hear that right?!"

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Black Axe
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Sacred Blade - The Alien

The first time I heard the chorus "I Am The Alien" I could've sworn he was singing something along the lines of "Ah yippee yippee yeah".
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Veto - Veto

around the chorus time I hear "REEEtard! REEEtaaard! Vagina! Vagina!"

seriously.
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Post by tomas »

Freud would have loved you as a patient to prove his theories :lol:
But does it slay witches?
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Post by Witchfynde »

Underneath the Cenotaph by Watain:
- "Dark are the dreams on the stonebed" becomes "Dark are the dreams of the snowman".

Mercyful Fate - Come to the Sabbath
- "Later on the master will join us" becomes "Lay on a mass of vaginas".
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Totally on the mercyful fate track I hear 'vaginas' too, but I also hear 'MASTER VAGINA' which amuses me even more.
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Don't know why I never looked in this thread before. Some of these are hysterical. I actually used to maintain a website dedicated to misheard lyrics in metal songs, though I haven't updated it in many years:

http://www.geocities.com/metalmondegreens/
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Alice, kill the bird! <- YES!

Banana Ride is hilarious and worthy of the top header title.


Haha 'I'm the one who'll sing this, and it's out of tune!' hahahaha

Your website is amazing! I hope you start updating it again!
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Manitou- Overlord.

I guess it says Come before the Overlord but all I hear is Cum for the Overlord... which works well... in a sense :) but not in the "Blood for the Blood God" way.
"The destruction of a thousand billion sea creatures to satisfy man's appetite for metal is insane"

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Helm wrote:Totally on the mercyful fate track I hear 'vaginas' too, but I also hear 'MASTER VAGINA' which amuses me even more.
I've always heard "later on the master vaginas"
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Just listening to the sixth song on Damien Thorne's debut. Thought Justin was singing "Skate or die!"
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
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Post by Korgüll »

'Manowar - Bridge Of Death'

around the 7:20 min mark:

"I shall do his knitting
Obey him without question"


:shock:
:lol:
Why are a wise man & a wise guy opposites?
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Post by ION BRITTON »

Something sick now:

Ritual (UK) - Come to the ritual

Come to the ritual
Bodies shine in the light
Black candles burning
Incest into the night

On the booklet is printed "Oh into the night", but no way!
Good against Evil, Evil sure to win

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Göran Nordh - Old wiking man

around 3.15:
"think about your wife, doctor and son"

What a truly great song this is!
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Post by Ernest Thesiger »

JonahQuizz wrote:Göran Nordh - Old wiking man

around 3.15:
"think about your wife, doctor and son"
Yeah, I heard it that way too. What a silly record!
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
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Candlemass - Dark Reflections

"The demons of fear tearing my asshole apart"
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