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"Did I hear that right?!"

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:20 pm
by Helm
Nigro Mantia
Monolith of Infinity
00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"

Absu
Manannan
03:10
"...CHRISTMASSS TIIIIME"

I think the purpose of this thread is clear.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:37 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
Sabbath's "War Pigs":
"Treating people just like pointed chests"

Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"

Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"

Also, "Esper" by Loudness is really called "ASBO".

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:40 pm
by Helm
Ernest Thesiger wrote: "I masturbate to degenerate"
haha wait you mean that's not the real lyric?

There's at least a few more unwanted masturbations, I have one I am trying to pinpoint in memory.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:54 pm
by peterott
The Abyss (Swe) - Massacra (Hellhammer coverversion on this Hypocrisy-project band):

Refrain: "always in the sun" ????

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:02 pm
by deathster

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 pm
by HamburgerBoy
Iron Maiden - Moonchild

Battle on... to skeletor!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:51 pm
by bigfootkit
Ernest Thesiger wrote: Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:42 pm
by Cochino
:lol:
Very funny ones.

Actually, that happens to me in spanish. I mean english lyrics that sound like funny things in spanish, but since there's only a couple of guys who speak spanish there wouldn't be any point in posting them.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 12:13 am
by humus
Heretic (Hol) on some compilation tape:

"hordes of hell, the way to gay power"

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:46 am
by Avenger
deathster wrote:Misheard lyrics... follow the link :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQbWwxKr ... re=related
Those vocals have always been terrible...

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:12 am
by DaN
"..women and children and COWS are attaaaacked!!..."
Seriously, that's what I thought he was singing as a young lad.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:16 am
by Nightlock
3:18 - Grave Digger - Heavy Metal Breakdown

"heavy metal breakdown shake your arse and bang your head"

3:33 - Anvil - Mothra

"what can we doooo? have we turned out the lights?"

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:31 am
by St. Erben
Ernest Thesiger wrote:Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"
Haha, that one I sure heard too! I think it really goes "A canvas to paint, to degenerate"? Love that album, all Carcass albums...

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:19 am
by Lindell
Mercyful fate - A corpse without soul

'... I saw my soul in a magical haze. It was all dressed up... like a cop in a wedding-dress'

Re: "Did I hear that right?!"

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:55 am
by Fucking Åmål
Helm wrote:Nigro Mantia
Monolith of Infinity
00:21
"...reaching for the internet to save me from existence"
:shock: :shock: Nigro Mantia rules.But internet was not known in 1984.How the fuck did they wrote lyrics about it?!? :?