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Black Axe
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by Black Axe » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:41 pm
Sacred Blade - The Alien
The first time I heard the chorus "I Am The Alien" I could've sworn he was singing something along the lines of "Ah yippee yippee yeah".
Helm
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by Helm » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:10 pm
Veto - Veto
around the chorus time I hear "REEEtard! REEEtaaard! Vagina! Vagina!"
seriously.
tomas
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by tomas » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:59 pm
Freud would have loved you as a patient to prove his theories
But does it slay witches?
Witchfynde
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by Witchfynde » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:17 pm
Underneath the Cenotaph by Watain:
- "Dark are the dreams on the stonebed" becomes "Dark are the dreams of the snowman".
Mercyful Fate - Come to the Sabbath
- "Later on the master will join us" becomes "Lay on a mass of vaginas".
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by Helm » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:47 pm
Totally on the mercyful fate track I hear 'vaginas' too, but I also hear 'MASTER VAGINA' which amuses me even more.
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by Keir » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:16 pm
Don't know why I never looked in this thread before. Some of these are hysterical. I actually used to maintain a website dedicated to misheard lyrics in metal songs, though I haven't updated it in many years:
http://www.geocities.com/metalmondegreens/
Helm
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by Helm » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:35 pm
Alice, kill the bird! <- YES!
Banana Ride is hilarious and worthy of the top header title.
Haha 'I'm the one who'll sing this, and it's out of tune!' hahahaha
Your website is amazing! I hope you start updating it again!
Brainbiter
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by Brainbiter » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:09 pm
Manitou- Overlord.
I guess it says
Come before the Overlord but all I hear is
Cum for the Overlord ... which works well... in a sense
but not in the "Blood for the Blood God" way.
JonahQuizz
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by JonahQuizz » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:47 am
Helm wrote: Totally on the mercyful fate track I hear 'vaginas' too, but I also hear 'MASTER VAGINA' which amuses me even more.
I've always heard "later on the master vaginas"
Ernest Thesiger
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by Ernest Thesiger » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:13 am
Just listening to the sixth song on Damien Thorne's debut. Thought Justin was singing "Skate or die! "
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
Korgüll
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by Korgüll » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:22 am
'Manowar - Bridge Of Death'
around the 7:20 min mark:
"I shall do his knitting
Obey him without question"
Why are a wise man & a wise guy opposites?
ION BRITTON
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by ION BRITTON » Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:12 pm
Something sick now:
Ritual (UK) - Come to the ritual
Come to the ritual
Bodies shine in the light
Black candles burning
Incest into the night
On the booklet is printed "Oh into the night", but no way!
Good against Evil, Evil sure to win
"It really didn't matter if they liked it or not, i was going to give it to them straight down their throats" -John Stewart
JonahQuizz
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by JonahQuizz » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:30 pm
Göran Nordh - Old wiking man
around 3.15:
"think about your wife, doctor and son"
What a truly great song this is!
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by Ernest Thesiger » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:08 pm
JonahQuizz wrote: Göran Nordh - Old wiking man
around 3.15:
"think about your wife, doctor and son"
Yeah, I heard it that way too. What a silly record!
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
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by Moonchild » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:30 pm
Candlemass - Dark Reflections
"The demons of fear tearing my asshole apart"