Worst Metal Bandnames

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:30 am

Korgüll wrote:Ok, this is the worst ever!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTSSIc1D3s

How does this shit get a record deal in the first place? I'll never know!!

even my computer froze when i tried opening it

'pataphysicien · Post by **'pataphysicien** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:51 am

Korgüll wrote:Ok, this is the worst ever!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTSSIc1D3s

How does this shit get a record deal in the first place? I'll never know!!

this IS the worst ever. there is nothing being done right here. not even funny, just bitter sadness

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:29 am

Splitbeaver from the UK

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:00 am

Milking the Goatmachine want to be my friend on Myspace.

Tobiee · Post by **Tobiee** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:46 pm

Ï don't really think its metal but anyway

Raw Diamond : www.myspace.com/rawdiamondmusic

Stormspell · Post by **Stormspell** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:07 am

This Milking the Goatmachine sounds just like any other death metal band to me, why is it worse than the others?

Korgüll · Post by **Korgüll** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:17 am

stormspell wrote:Milking the Goatmachine

Don't worry about what it sounds like, it's the name that sucks!
have you seen the youtube clip with the Goat head masks...? terrible...

kreator72 · Post by **kreator72** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:10 pm

My top 3 lol.

Mr Big (not even metal to begin with)
After All (sorry guys,but you could've been much bigger had you not use this moniker)
Edguy (same as above)

DMR · Post by **DMR** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:48 pm

The dumbest name I've heard lately is We Are the Fallen. If you are the Fallen, then why not name your fucking band The Fallen?!

Helstar · Post by **Helstar** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:15 pm

Sgt. Kuntz wrote:Lame names, good bands:
DEAF DEALER (??)

The name was originally Death Dealer, the label (Mercury or whatever) forced them to change it, also pushed for English names ^^ (they are from Quebec, french names... not cool)

I still want the official release of "Journey Into Fear" (never released second album), fuc*ing label/manager don't want the bassist to make it (he already bought the master from Morrisound).
One of the best album of all time IMHO (100 times better than the first !), sounds exactly like an ideal Helstar album between Remnants of War and A Distant Thunder IMHO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htim-sSadhI&fmt18

Rick · Post by **Rick** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:09 pm

It's bewildering that what is in my opinion truly one of the greatest albums in the history of mankind was never released!

Sgt. Kuntz · Post by **Sgt. Kuntz** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:54 am

Yes, very strange indeed, such quality songs been wasted, but i think over the time everything will be re-issued sooner or later, it's just a matter of time. Look at the bright side, at least there is still something left we can look forward to!

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:45 am

Glöster Gladiattor

borrel · Post by **borrel** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:42 pm

Pedifile
Kooz Killz Applemooz

pzman · Post by **pzman** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:56 am

Thank god Mephisto changed their name from ROY BEAN!