Need I say I'm completely, totally, most definitely, abso-fucking-lutely green with envy?

Haha, you must have been standing right next to me.

Here you go:

There will be lots of even more insane items posted from Mr. Dirty Rocker soon enough.

Sorry, the batteries to my camera are dead. I'll recharge them during the night and upload tomorrow.

If that's an original LEGEND, you should thank the Gods your ex didn't nick that album instead of the others.

Ah! I must have missed it. Thanks.

How about scanning the songs and uploading to Poisonoise as well?

I had a revelation while at work. Could the chorus be:

Ring forged in Mordor's fire
Ringwraiths shall find you
Bearer of Sauron's ring
In darkness he shall b(l)ind you

Venom, mostly due to their tendency to release every little piece of vinyl in a number of colours, some rarer than hens' teeth.

I'd have to go with Into Battle. While Black Death has some great songs, it's much more uneven, and some compositions are just a sloppy, chaotic mess.

Defender Of The Crown is one of those albums I've heard once and not felt the desire to hear again. I'll give it another listen, maybe it grows on me?

Thanks for the kind words everyone. Regarding my first "??? sky/skies" (some hear darkened/blackened, but I don't) - I think it might refer to a location, but I can't discern which. I am quite aware of the problem with the first line of the chorus! But I couldn't come up with anything bett...

Here we go, this is the best I can do: Through Sauron's veil One red eye pierces through the ??? skies The Nazgul fly through the air Shadow stain like black sin polluted rain Frodo forsaken by fear Mithril flash And orc skull smash And bones are dash to the ground Within his tower, Sauron unleashes...

Bind you, not blind you.

BloodOfChrist wrote:And she keeps fucking screening my calls I cant even get through to her.

I'd send her a text message threatening legal action unless you get the records back.